Monday, November 30, 2009

Ear Infections Galore!!

Pretty appetizing title, eh? I figured it fit the topic of ear infections. Yes, yes, I have an ear infection. According to my (already married but still INSANELY attractive) doctor, I have a severe exterior ear infection. This means that it's not in my eardrum, but the earlobe itself. Let me just clue you in... You don't know pain until you've
A.) Gone through labor and given birth
or
B.) Had an ear infection.
Trust me, I am not blowing this way out of proportion.
Ok so since the infection is exterior, that means my lobe is swollen... VERY swollen. So Dr. Attractive had to put a wick (styrophome tube) in my ear to open it up so that the antibiotic ear drops could actually make it into my ear. Therefore my ear is plugged up until the swelling goes down and I can't hear a thing in my left ear. I'm temporarily partially deaf. Hah!
The meds my doctor gave me are A-M-A-Z-I-N-G.
I haven't slept a full night in at least four days so the pain killer puts me to sleep (Yay!) and the antibiotic... Well... I'm not sure what it does. I think it eliminates pain as well. But I have to take it with a full stomach or else I regurgitate anything and everything in my tummy. Once again, yay.
Well, I'm off to sleep (I just took a painkiller. :]) but expect more soon!
Peace, Love, and Ears.
:)

Saturday, November 7, 2009

2012

2012.
I'm so tired of hearing about this. Ok I understand that the Aztecs (I believe it was?) were very advanced, but NO ONE, I repeat, NO ONE, but Jesus knows when the world is going to end. Some of you don't believe that, but it's still true. That and I'm so sick of hearing about it!! I mean, even if it was going to happen, why would people spend their time worrying about it and ENJOY their lives instead of crying being like OH I ONLY HAVE THREE MORE YEARS TO LIVE. It's not cancer. It's a theory. Seriously. Jesus Christ (literally). Why are people so scared of this? It's not real. These people lived thousands of years ago. People say, "But all the other predictions have come true." Well yes predictions do come true, smarties. Like weather. Weather is just a bunch of predictions. Some of them happen but not all of them. Actually most of the time (unless you're in North Carolina), the weather reports are wrong. Like this, it may be a prediction. But it's WRONG.
That's all I have to say. If you don't agree with me, fine. We'll just see in three years who's right. The world isn't going to end in 2012 unless God wants it to.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Carly According to the World.

Hi my name is Carly. It has been 3 weeks since my last fish ON MY HONOR or may I be chopped up and made into soup.
This is what surrounds my life. Talking fish in Pixar movies... Well maybe 1/4 of it.
Blogging to some may seem overrated... I HIGHLY disagree. I love "stalking" people and knowing everything about them. :)

A lot of people also use blogging as a political structure. Quite honestly I can't stand politics. To me, it just gives people a reason to talk crap about eachother. And war... I hate war. But sometimes I guess it's the only way but politics triggers all that crap. I guess you could say I'm part of the Independent Party because I think both parties are kind of idiotic. Just a tidbit of each party--
Liberals think that war is the last thing that should be used to solve a problem [[when sometimes it's actually the first]]
Conservatives think that a woman should not have a say in what she does to her baby while in the early stages of pregnancy. Quite honestly I could never kill someone, let alone my own child, but hey, it's their body. Let her do what she wants.
You may not agree with me, but in this stage of my life, which political party I belong to is not my top priority.

Though I may not care about politics, I do love religion. I am an extremely committed Christian. Jesus is my Savior and will be forevermore. I love my church family, and I love my church. Candlewyck Baptist is probably the best place to be every week. The people there are so caring and loving. Trust me, you can expect at least twenty hugs on your first day there.

So now, you're probably thinking I'm kind of contridictory... I'm Christian but not conservative. Like I said previously I couldn't give two pancakes about politics. But that's just me.

Well I'm still figuring this thing out so I'm going off to explore!!
Expect my next blog coming soon!! :)